Man Kills Wife, Confesses on Facebook, posts pic of corpse -- World Wide Weird

“I’m going to prison or death sentence for killing my wife love you guys miss you guys take care Facebook people you will see me in the news”

• Derek Medina, 31, turned self in to police after confessing murder on Facebook and to his father.
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• The body of wife Jennifer Alfonso, 26, was found in the kitchen of couple's Miami home.
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• His wife's 10-year-old daughter, from a previous relationship was at home during murder, but was not harmed.
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• Ironically, Medina published multiple self-help e-books, including 'How I Saved Someone's Life and Marriage and Family Problems Thru Communication.'

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WARNING, GRAPHIC IMAGE: Original photo of murdered wife posted on Facebook

Suicide donkey-bomber kills troops in Afghanistan

Taliban claimed responsibility in e-mail: "Yeah, We're Jackasses!"

A suicide bomber disguised as a farmer, rode a donkey into a group of coalition and Afghan troops Tuesday and set off an explosion killing three NATO-led soldiers and their interpreter.

The nationalities of the deceased were not immediately released.

NATO's International Security Assistance Force and Afghan National Army soldiers were about to conduct a military operation in the area of the Sayed Abad district. Read more...

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Man Who's Face Was Ripped Off Describes Horror - Video coverage

"It's so shocking ... especially a face injury. I had mine peeled to one side — my nose, my mouth, my teeth, my tongue."

A Southern California man who was attacked by a chimpanzee four years ago in Kern County was forced to relive his horror when a similar attack happened to a 55-year-old Connecticut woman earlier this week.

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We now know this poor woman has been flown to a specialty hospital and is awaiting a total face transplant. Travis the chimp ripped her whole face off, both of her eyes were plucked out.

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In an attempt to maintain whatever little journalistic integrity this site may have ever had, I have been advised to execute a moratorium on crazed ape stories. After speaking by phone with Editor In Chief, T.R. Mencken vacationing in Brasil, I was afforded a compromise.

For all the monkey lovers, I've put together a special picture gallery. Here you can see Travis in all his glory, with a few bonus pics of some other apes thrown in.

New details have emerged in the aftermath of the ape attack. The attack victim had most of her face ripped away. She is also reported to have lost all of her fingers as they were so badly bitten.
We learned after Travis was shot by the police officer he attacked, Travis limped away to his playroom where he crawled back in his cage and died.

Travis' mom, who had a license to keep him, had previously claimed he was completely domesticated. 'He loves baseball. He likes anything with action (I bet he does). If I cry, he'll lick my tears,' she said. Angry family members have reportedly been calling up Travis' mom yelling, screaming and threatening her for being responsible for the monkey's death.


In summary, here's a few fun facts on Travis the killer ape;

• Travis was potty trained and could log on to a computer, and use the TV remote to change channels.

• He could brush his teeth

• He was able to dress himself and drink wine from a glass
  

• Travis starred in several TV commercials including; Old Navy & Coca Cola

My apologies to you for all of the monkey posts. There will be no more for the time being. I think today I might have gone just a little bananas. ;-)


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Is this woman part ape?

She calls herself his mother, and refers to the now famous chimpanzee as her son? Pictured above is Sandy Herold, the owner, and another beast, though not the monkey in question, a more fitting picture than the actual.

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The 911 dispatcher doesn't get it at first. Then it sounds crazy when he's dispatching. Truth truly is stranger than fiction.

• Chimp squeals on 911 tape as owner cries out, "He's killed my friend!"
  
• Pet was acting strange throughout the day, woman gave him Xanax in tea
  
• Owner had called friend to get chimp inside after he escaped using key
  
• Charla Nash, 55, remains hospitalized with life-threatening injuries

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UPDATE: Monkey Attacks Woman -- 911 Tapes Released -- Hear Audio

A 200-pound chimpanzee kept as a pet and once used in commercials was shot and killed by police Monday after it mauled a woman visiting its owner and later cornered an officer in his cruiser, authorities said. MSNBC Reports