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Chimp Attack Update -- Prior Warning Existed

Biologist Wrote Two Page Memo Warning Of Imminent Danger
The violent chimp attack in Stamford Connecticut could have been prevented a DEP biologist wrote a two page memo in October warning the 200 pound chimpanzee which mauled a woman last month. The ape could seriously injure someone if it felt threatened however the memo made no specific mention of violent incidents involving the animal. Charlie Nash was critically injured when her friend's pet chimp attack terror."

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As Charla Nash lies heavily sedated in the Cleveland Clinic with severe injuries sustained in a chimpanzee attack, her lawyers filed a $50 million lawsuit against the woman who owned the 200-pound chimp that mauled Nash's face and hands.

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• Feb. 17: Police kill pet chimpanzee after it mauls woman (Associated Press)

• Feb. 19: Medics describe horror of attack (Associated Press)

• Feb. 19: Chimp-attack woman admitted to Clinic (Plain Dealer)

• Feb. 24: Victim's brother prepares for lawsuit (WFSB-TV)

• Feb. 25: Jane Goodall comments on chimps in human settings (Los Angeles Times)

• March 1: Chimp's "mom" tells her story (Hartford Courant)

• Slideshow: Travis the chimp and its owner (Hartford Courant)

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Out of Ohio comes the sad news that Travis The Chimp's victim Charla Nash's survival is in doubt. Newly released details from the hospital reveal the attack left Nash suffering from a traumatic brain injury, along with her hands being torn off, and most of her face being savagely ripped off her skull.

In the latest release from the Cleveland Clinic, we learn "The full extent of these injuries and her potential for recovery, if any, remain unclear at this time." Nash lost her nose, upper and lower lips, eyelids and the bony structures in her mid-face in the attack. "While these wounds have been stabilized, critical issues still remain related to a significant traumatic brain injury and injuries to her eyes that threaten her vision," the Clinic's statement said.

Below is a news conference with Charla Nash's family. No other single news source has more comprehensive coverage of the tragic Connecticut Chimpanzee attack. We've been the #1 site in the world for people seeking information and updates on the Travis The Chimp Attack.



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• Feb. 17: Police kill pet chimpanzee after it mauls woman (Associated Press)

• Feb. 19: Medics describe horror of attack (Associated Press)

• Feb. 19: Chimp-attack woman admitted to Clinic (Plain Dealer)

• Feb. 24: Victim's brother prepares for lawsuit (WFSB-TV)

• Feb. 25: Jane Goodall comments on chimps in human settings (Los Angeles Times)

• March 1: Chimp's "mom" tells her story (Hartford Courant)

• Slideshow: Travis the chimp and its owner (Hartford Courant)

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Man Who's Face Was Ripped Off Describes Horror - Video coverage

"It's so shocking ... especially a face injury. I had mine peeled to one side — my nose, my mouth, my teeth, my tongue."

A Southern California man who was attacked by a chimpanzee four years ago in Kern County was forced to relive his horror when a similar attack happened to a 55-year-old Connecticut woman earlier this week.

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We now know this poor woman has been flown to a specialty hospital and is awaiting a total face transplant. Travis the chimp ripped her whole face off, both of her eyes were plucked out.

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In an attempt to maintain whatever little journalistic integrity this site may have ever had, I have been advised to execute a moratorium on crazed ape stories. After speaking by phone with Editor In Chief, T.R. Mencken vacationing in Brasil, I was afforded a compromise.

For all the monkey lovers, I've put together a special picture gallery. Here you can see Travis in all his glory, with a few bonus pics of some other apes thrown in.

New details have emerged in the aftermath of the ape attack. The attack victim had most of her face ripped away. She is also reported to have lost all of her fingers as they were so badly bitten.
We learned after Travis was shot by the police officer he attacked, Travis limped away to his playroom where he crawled back in his cage and died.

Travis' mom, who had a license to keep him, had previously claimed he was completely domesticated. 'He loves baseball. He likes anything with action (I bet he does). If I cry, he'll lick my tears,' she said. Angry family members have reportedly been calling up Travis' mom yelling, screaming and threatening her for being responsible for the monkey's death.


In summary, here's a few fun facts on Travis the killer ape;

• Travis was potty trained and could log on to a computer, and use the TV remote to change channels.

• He could brush his teeth

• He was able to dress himself and drink wine from a glass
  

• Travis starred in several TV commercials including; Old Navy & Coca Cola

My apologies to you for all of the monkey posts. There will be no more for the time being. I think today I might have gone just a little bananas. ;-)


--AFJM

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Is this woman part ape?

She calls herself his mother, and refers to the now famous chimpanzee as her son? Pictured above is Sandy Herold, the owner, and another beast, though not the monkey in question, a more fitting picture than the actual.

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The 911 dispatcher doesn't get it at first. Then it sounds crazy when he's dispatching. Truth truly is stranger than fiction.

• Chimp squeals on 911 tape as owner cries out, "He's killed my friend!"
  
• Pet was acting strange throughout the day, woman gave him Xanax in tea
  
• Owner had called friend to get chimp inside after he escaped using key
  
• Charla Nash, 55, remains hospitalized with life-threatening injuries