30 October 2009

112 Year Old Man Marries Teenage Girl, 17

How? Why? What the??? Some of the questions this story brings to mind.

"I didn't force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love; and then we agreed to marry." -- Ahmed Muhamed Dore, big pimping Somali player, with 112 years experience

Wal-Mart To Start Selling Coffins

Just when you thought there wasn't anything under the sun you couldn't get at Wal-Mart. The home of falling prices has added a new product to an already staggering line up of offerings.