21 March 2009

OH NO!!! Cocaine Shortage!

After Winter, No More Snow

An anonymous drug dealer says he used to clock $20,000 on a good day hustling, but now is studying for his GED, because the game is no longer profitable enough. Bet you didn't know the region may currently be experiencing a shortage of the white stuff. Whatever will we do? Will the dealers start taking up second jobs?

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