Serious system failures and repeated crashes continue to plague the headquarters of the Baltimore Spectator. Efforts to update the website have been greatly hampered. With many stories powerful stories of original reporting yet to be published The Spectator is extremely distressed by this. Hmmmmm.... conspiracy theory anyone?They haven't gotten us yet. Contrary to some of the many rumors floating around, for now, I am still a free AND alive man. In keeping with our theme of "Truth To The Masses" we need to set a few things straight.
The Baltimore Spectator has not been abducted by aliens, even though I have personally seen many aliens (illegal mexicans), even going as far as inviting them over for tea. Secondly O'Malleys boys or the FedGoons haven't taken me out and cleverly made it look like some kind of accident or suicide. I can assure you I'm happy to be alive and loving life. So if you hear of something like that happening to me, don't buy it!
Hopefully when I hear the stomping, clippety clomping, of O'Malley's marching, jackboots coming, I'll be able to slip out one final post to let you know my fate has met the worse.
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